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A joyful heart is good medicine, But a broken spirit dries up the bones. - Proverbs 17:22

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Allow the others to pass with grace.

Time And Money To God

One day a man is talking to God and asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

God replies, "A million dollars is like a penny to me."

"God, what is a million years to you?"

"A million years is like a second to me."

The man thinks for a moment and asks, "Can I have a penny?"

"In a second."

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