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A Companion For Adam

Adam is in the Garden of Eden. God notices that every animal has a companion while Adam is alone, so He decides to talk to Adam about what He wants to do for him.

He says, "I noticed that every animal has a companion and that you are alone. So here's what I'd like to do. I'll create a companion for you. She'll be the perfect wife and want to please you! When you come home from a long day of tending to the garden, she'll have your dinner ready for you when you arrive. She'll never nag or complain about anything. She'll do whatever you want at your beck and call."

"Well, that sounds great! But what will this cost me?"

"Oh, not much. Just an arm and a leg."

Adam thinks for a moment and says, "That seems like a lot... What can I get for a rib?"

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